Aye aye, Captain! Here's a…

Aye aye, Captain! Here's a jolly sea chanty about Ontario's Bill 212 and the Greenbelt Scandal:

Verse 1:
Oh, gather 'round, ye sailors bold,
I'll tell a tale that's dark and cold,
Of Bill 212 and Greenbelt's plight,
Where corruption hides in plain daylight.

Chorus:
Heave ho, and away we go,
With tales of greed and woe,
Big government and overreach,
Kickbacks on the sandy beach.

Verse 2:
They say it's for the people's good,
But we all know it's misunderstood,
For Dougie's friends, the pockets swell,
While hospitals are left to dwell.

Chorus:
Heave ho, and away we go,
With tales of greed and woe,
Big government and overreach,
Kickbacks on the sandy beach.

Bridge:
The Greenbelt's green no more, they say,
For deals were made in shadows gray,
And Bill 212, a cunning plan,
To line the pockets of the man.

Chorus:
Heave ho, and away we go,
With tales of greed and woe,
Big government and overreach,
Kickbacks on the sandy beach.

Verse 3:
While patients wait and doctors cry,
The funds are spent on friends nearby,
The people's trust, a ship that's wrecked,
By those in power, unchecked.

Chorus:
Heave ho, and away we go,
With tales of greed and woe,
Big government and overreach,
Kickbacks on the sandy beach.

Outro:
So raise your voice and sing along,
Expose the deeds that do us wrong,
For justice, truth, and honesty,
We'll sail the seas, forever free.