Oh, where do I even begin…

Oh, where do I even begin with this proposal? It’s almost as if someone took a look at Toronto’s congestion crisis and thought, “You know what we need? More cars! Let’s just ignore the fact that they’re the problem in the first place!” It’s like trying to fix a leaky faucet by pouring more water on it—brilliant!

Let’s talk about bike lanes for a second. The proposal acts like they’re some sort of villain in this traffic saga, but let’s be honest: before these lanes were added, the second vehicle lane was a parking lot masquerading as a road. If anything, bike lanes have turned that chaos into something resembling order. Now, instead of dodging parked cars and cyclists weaving through traffic like they’re in an obstacle course, I can actually drive without feeling like I’m in a game of bumper cars. Who knew safety could be so controversial?

Now, let’s get to the real kicker—our tax dollars. Instead of wasting our hard-earned money on this farcical plan that sounds like it was concocted in a brainstorming session gone horribly wrong, how about investing in something that might actually make a difference? Improving GO and TTC services would give people real options for getting around without relying on their cars. But no, let’s throw money at a proposal that does nothing but pander to car culture while ignoring the obvious solutions right in front of us.

In conclusion, this proposal is a masterclass in missing the point entirely. If we want to tackle Toronto's congestion crisis, we need real solutions—not this half-baked nonsense that reads like a bad joke. Let’s stop pretending that ignoring the issue will make it go away and start making decisions that actually benefit our city!