No, do not do this…

No, do not do this. Consolidating the northeastern conservation authorities into one giant bureaucratic glob is going to be a failure. Local conservation authorities are essential. We need local people with local knowledge managing our wetlands and waterways. You nimrods are going to put smart northern folks out of jobs and you’re going to screw up the water levels and flood my camp! All because some kid named Braxton in North Bay is going to choose to put stop logs in a dam in Timmins 3 weeks too early because a schedule on an excel spreadsheet told him to instead of having old Jean-Guy (who you “downsized” in your foolish amalgamation) use his eyes and local knowledge of the area decide he better wait out the freshet.

I reject this proposal. This proposal is bad. This proposal is a mistake and should not proceed.