What’s the deal with Ontario…

What’s the deal with Ontario’s Bill 212? I mean, they’re talking about removing bike lanes! Removing bike lanes? It’s like saying, “Hey, let’s make it harder for people to get around!” What’s next? Are they gonna take away sidewalks? “You want to walk? Sorry, that’s a luxury now!”

And they think this is gonna solve congestion? Really? You add more cars to the road, and somehow that’s gonna make things better? It’s like trying to fix a leaky faucet by turning on the fire hose! You think you’re helping, but you’re just making a bigger mess!

Let’s talk about the money. They say it’ll save us cash, but I’m looking at this like my last trip to the dentist—always more expensive than you think! They’re gonna spend $48 million to take away bike lanes? That’s like paying for a fancy dinner and then getting a slice of bread! No respect for our wallets!

And what about safety? You widen the roads, and suddenly everyone thinks they’re in a NASCAR race! “Look at me, I’m in the fast lane!” But it’s not a race, folks! It’s just a recipe for disaster! More lanes, more speed, more accidents—what are we doing here?

So let’s keep the bike lanes! Let’s keep our streets safe! Because if we don’t, we’ll be stuck in traffic, spending more money, and wondering why we didn’t just stick with what worked. It’s like my Aunt Edna’s cooking—sometimes, you just gotta leave it alone!